My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We need to get me chipped asap
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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