is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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