drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Randomize
