God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I didn't notice because vodka
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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