Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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