STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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