Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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