I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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