i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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