wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I think my moral compass just broke
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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