My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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