You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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