I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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