Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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