reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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