i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She said her name was "party"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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