Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
