can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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