god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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