She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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