My hand turned me down
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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