I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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