i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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