so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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