i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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