please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
