do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We left the knife in your bed.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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