well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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