Non-Jews are for practice
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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