i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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