So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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