strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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