Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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