You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I know her cup size but not her name....
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