I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize
