Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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