what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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