Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(941): View more from Florida

my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it

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(916): View more from California

Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.

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(770): View more from Georgia

He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.

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