It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
His hands were made for my vagina.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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