Got a toothbrush?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
