ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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