On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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