Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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