I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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