with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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