I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Mom said you looked used
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
