laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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