It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
