I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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