hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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