What a fucking waste of an outfit
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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