You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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