found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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